Dee and Lance think you should search for your friends and family on the Ashley Madison hacked database and extort them. Japanese boxer doesn’t deal well with wife’s infidelity. Kentucky drunk digs up father’s grave to argue with him. Phone calls.
What would happen if Isis blows up the Queen? Dee talks ovipositors, furries, and wolf penises with Lone Wolf from Primalhardwere.com Phone calls.
Dee and Lance long for the days when rappers got into a real beef. Homeless wet willy in Connecticut. Never a good idea to get a penis operation in a warehouse. Phone calls.
Never eat a hot dog at a Morrissey concert. Orthodox Jew really hates pride parades. It’s generally a good idea to take the stairs in China. S&W shit stories.
Dee and Lance prefer not to eat lunch with abortion doctors. Klingon ex-boyfriend in New Jersey. Drunk Polish man abuses mail slot in Scotland. Subpoena Processor and Comic Book Writer Andrew Harrison sits in for some S&W phone calls.
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Dee and Lance think 50 Cent needs to either stop buying so many Twerking Butts or invent his own to resolve his financial crisis. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is the True Detective of horse sex. Ohio man is America’s Worst Samaritan. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance are a bit too old for Jared from Subway’s five dollar footlong. American idiot dies swimming with alligators vs American idiot dies lighting a firework on his head. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance reminisce about Jacob Rubinstein, the kid who blew off his fingers with an M-80. Interview with Mr Pregnant. Phone Calls. Happy 4th of July!
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Dee and Lance are concerned that country singers won’t have anything to wear if the Confederate flag is banned. Fashion hate crime in Sacramento. Roommate puts magic sauce in his pasty. Phone calls.
Never trust a white guy over 20 with a bowl cut. What’s in the Box? Murdered with an Ironing Board. Phone calls.
