S & W Episode 402
The Wackman, the Bay Area’s surly and typically hungover vigilante, suffers no fools on public transportation. McDonald’s Drive Thru Wanker. Inept cat burglar leaves behind odious evidence. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance are more concerned that Silk Road has been shut down than the government. Washington dad injects four year old son with heroin. Hayward dad mistakes daughter’s bullet wound for menstruation. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance speculate on whether Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg or Jesse Pinkman would make a better wingman. Interview with Thomas Edwards, founder of www.theprofessionalwingman.com. Special Guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely answers My Two Cents calls. Follow Ryan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ryankeely
Dee’s running late but Lance doesn’t care because he just bought Grand Theft Auto V. Bald and middle-aged Justin Bieber impersonator fools minors around the world. Perverted prenuptial pact. Phone calls.
The tragic tale of the football widow. Man brands a permanent claim to his girlfriend’s vagina. Kazakhstan badass kills wolf with bare hands. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance discuss future methods of retributive punishment. Chinese zoo has a monkey problem. Remote control helicopter decapitates virgin. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance wonder if Corey Feldman would allow Chelsea Manning to be one of his angels. It’s never a prudent course of action to urinate in a police car. The ancient techniques of a Chinese Ghostbuster. Phone calls.
Dee and lance discuss burial plans. BHO cookers self immolate. Russian surgeon pilfers stomach heroin. Phone calls.
Dee would probably not invite the Reverend Bob Larson to play Magic The Gathering. Self Help Author doesn’t save his marriage by posting a pic of his murdered wife on Facebook. Man takes advantage of a grandmother. Phone calls.