Dee and Harrison struggle to comprehend youtube conspiracy theories involving Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade. Husband really needs to improve his wife murdering skills. Drug runners beat disabled man with his own prosthetic leg. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison offer some tips to Mike Rotondo the 30-year-old millennial who was ordered by judge to vacate his parents’ home. Bizarre kidnapping in Connecticut. Two heartwarming tales of mechanophile love. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison think everyone wants to be one of the Lone Gunmen these days. Host should have put more planning into his Hurricane Irma threesome. The fall of a fat and perverted Hollywood film mogul. Colombian sex island getaway. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison angrily discuss the murder conspiracy involving Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell. Feces-eating diaper dad murders son in Colorado. Florida teens heckle man as he drowns to death. Drug deal in Denver for 10k dollars worth of pure uncut broccoli. Phone calls.
Dee and special guest hosts Isabel and Tyler chat about celebrating the 4th of July when you’re not from ‘Murica. Worst veggie tale of all time in Texas. Catfish Don’t Cry mashup in England. Sex Mad Weirdo – not Harrison – inserts needles into his penis in China. Phone calls.
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Dee’s on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked people slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp. Don’t Breathe sequel set in Florida. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison want to spread their own fake news involving Nancy Reagan, Chuck E Cheese, and Aleister Crowley. Aussie Man punches kangaroo to get Fosters back. Rampant acts of duggery in Stockton. Walgreens bathroom claims another life. Phone calls.
After the second debate, Dee and Harrison come to the realization that we’re all doomed. Steele gets political in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo blood ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.
Since Lance is hastily making plans to purchase a new firearm, Dee suspects that he may be a Newtown Truther. Mount Pleasant man fails to be a decent criminal. You are your own worst attorney. Phone calls and a curious gift from the Land Down Under.