While Harrison is at home trading cryptocurrency, the world is on the brink of nuclear war. Sorry racists but fatties wearing shorts are not allowed to be Nazis. Impress the ladies with OJ Simpson’s white bronco. NJ finance firm brings new meaning to the term sexual harassment. Area junkie ruins woman’s morning tea. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a Pigman. Disgruntled teen enjoys stabbing strangers. Florida Cop stages the worst suicide of all time. Phone calls.
Cuckolding is the new Thanksgiving tradition. Tila Tequila is the new leader of the Alt Right. Angry husband wants wife to learn chess. Horny pensioner pulls a super moon. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison think Donald Trump should play Moon Man at his rallies. Trump’s star on Hollywood Walk of Fame vandalized. New cosmetic surgery trend in Hollywood. Breaking Bad themed Grindr date. Phone calls. Happy Halloween!
While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls.
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