Dee suggests a new business opportunity where Harrison can help the disabled. Online retailers remove Anne Frank costume. Enterprising drug dealer visits a maternity ward. Angry Florida man delivers fatal karate chop to wife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Harrison tell the story behind the stabbing last year.
Harrison returns from his sojourn in Scotland with tales of debauchery. Is Kid Rock going to be your next senator? Police shoot Joker And Harley Quinn at cosplay orgy in Australia. PA man needs to learn the economics of selling drugs. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison want 5 million people to tweet a special message to President Donald Trump on the 4th of July. Man deals fake drugs at Bonnaroo for God. Pyschopathic teen kills Uber driver with machete. Worst surrogate grandpa of all time. RIP Adam West. Phone calls.
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Dee discovers that Wonder Woman is the origin of Harrison’s BDSM fetish. Enya cannibal cult in Florida. Mother and Daughter prank call victims at Poundworld. Freddy Kruger clown kills man at Torchys Tacos. Phone calls.
Dee wants Lance to head to Comic-Con 2014 so they can wear sexy Ren and Stimpy outfits. Michigan man’s ejaculate not up to par. Historical object found in Scottish box. Phone calls.
Birthday boy Lance Wackerle advises Dee on how to handle a workplace crisis. Connecticut substitute teacher a bit too excited about the job. Anti-Semitic Elmo not making any friends in San Francisco. My Two Cents.
Dee and Lance worry that the Boston Marathon bombing will bring about an Orwellian society with ubiquitous “eyes in the sky.” Never a good idea to be disrespectful to the homeless. Old fashioned Midwestern lawn job.