Dee and Lance think you should search for your friends and family on the Ashley Madison hacked database and extort them. Japanese boxer doesn’t deal well with wife’s infidelity. Kentucky drunk digs up father’s grave to argue with him. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance plan to direct a future Oscar nominee about vampire Rabbis who only suck blood from baby penises. Jewish Divorce Mafia. Baby Died After Couple Used Breast Milk for Porn. Phone Calls.
Dee and Lance speculate which is a worse form of torture: marriage or rectal feeding. The Stanley Kubrick of necrophilia films. Waiting for Resurrection in Canada. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance think the protesters in Ferguson, MO could learn some techniques from the King of Pop. Prolific necrophile in Ohio. Creative breakup in Connecticut. Wackerle’s magical citrus beard oil. Phone calls.