Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl Rose fails to threaten the internet. Facebook witches hex swimmer rapist. Hero Florida woman punishes unruly child. Phone calls.
Who’s the biggest asshole: the hacker who posted the leaked celebrity nudes, the tech elite ruining Burning Man or Dee Simon with his hairless cat? Pageant mom uses a novel approach to weight loss. Inmate uses a novel approach to drug smuggling. Phone calls.
Apparently, Uber and Lyft drivers get a lot of ass. Butt Smuggler turned Fart Puncher. Terminally ill children need to make better wishes. Phone calls.
Dee holds an intervention to stop Wackerle from becoming a Glasshole. Murder suicide by roman candle. Anger management stepdad. Phone calls.