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Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance mourn the passing of Saturday morning cartoons. Texas teen thinks he lost his virginity. Spanish bride has sex with dwarf stripper. Phone calls.