While Wackerle would prefer to ride a PhunkeeDuck, Dee would rather cruise around in Jack Kevorkian’s Deathmobile. Hardcore Pawn, the most racist show on television. Supportive girlfriend helps boyfriend commit suicide. Florida woman hires hitman because her grandkids got lice. Dee and Lance have a MAJOR Announcement.
Dee and Lance hope Larry Flynt makes a porn parody of The Interview. Blind kid gets a pool noodle for Christmas. Reindeer murdered in the Mississippi river. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance mourn the passing of Saturday morning cartoons. Texas teen thinks he lost his virginity. Spanish bride has sex with dwarf stripper. Phone calls.
Birthday boy Lance Wackerle advises Dee on how to handle a workplace crisis. Connecticut substitute teacher a bit too excited about the job. Anti-Semitic Elmo not making any friends in San Francisco. My Two Cents.
Dee and Lance wish they could knock back a few Pina Coladas with Whitey Bulger. Horror on Hollywood Boulevard. UK prossies need a return policy. A very disturbing phone call to the SW Hotline.