Dee and Harrison think everyone wants to be one of the Lone Gunmen these days. Host should have put more planning into his Hurricane Irma threesome. The fall of a fat and perverted Hollywood film mogul. Colombian sex island getaway. Phone calls.
Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator’s son, and a resourceful German murderess. Phone calls.
Dee supported women by attending Women’s March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee and Harrison chat with former gay prostitute Patrick about the demise of backpage.com. Phone calls.
Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old baby punched in the head in Manchester. Rapist tries to use the ol’ big dick defense. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison think that Bill Gates’ master plan is to use the Zika virus to create an army of microcephalics. Dee has a rare occurrence at work. Staten Island armless man mugged for iPhone. Chinese prostitute stuck with a client. Phone calls.
Dee thinks he failed as a parent because Hecubus is overweight but at least his cat doesn’t watch other cats play video games. Kentucky man does a poor job impersonating a policeman. Florida gang member doesn’t like to be touched by white people. Phone calls.
If you organize a naked event, you should expect a boner or two. Never masturbate in a portable toilet with the door open. DIY family abortion in Texas. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance make plans for the Mansonland Theme Park. World’s First Penis Reduction. Arizona Mother Really Likes Dogs. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance plan to send John Steele to Las Vegas to appear in an awkward porn scene with Dillion Harper. Worst corpse TV stand of all time. Beware of the vampire trucker. SW Thought Experiments.
Dee and Lance think the new SketchFactor app should be used to find drugs and hookers. Ugly Frenchies kick a squirrel off the Grand Canyon. Adult juggalos learn that a knife is not the best tool for tattoo removal. Phone calls.
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