The death of Hecubus has sent a grieving Dee on a raging bender. Japanese man discovers that anglerfish stomachs do not make good fleshlights. Brooklyn subway rider fights off serial subway masturbator. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance plan to send John Steele to Las Vegas to appear in an awkward porn scene with Dillion Harper. Worst corpse TV stand of all time. Beware of the vampire trucker. SW Thought Experiments.
Who’s the biggest asshole: the hacker who posted the leaked celebrity nudes, the tech elite ruining Burning Man or Dee Simon with his hairless cat? Pageant mom uses a novel approach to weight loss. Inmate uses a novel approach to drug smuggling. Phone calls.
Wackerle feels that Rust would be more likely to own a hairless cat than Marty in the HBO show True Detective. Family has a side of LSD with their steak dinner. Scorned wife uses facebook for Oedipal revenge. Phone calls.